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I've been hosting blogs since 2000, and run the software behind the Government Office for the West Midlands' intranet, based on this blogging and content management system. One day I'll get them to understand RSS. Other clients are mainly businesses and non profits.

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It's just a matter of confidence
Bank chief blames rumours and market fixers for Bear's collapse: ""The minute we got a fact out, a different set of rumours would start," said Schwartz, who testified that the "nature and pattern" of the damaging whispers made him suspicious they were being circulated deliberately. He urged regulators to investigate the debacle. "There are laws against market manipulation and there used to be laws against spreading rumours about banks," he said."

All banks are in exactly the same position. If too many ask for their money back, they're screwed.

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Royal Blackmail Scandal
radaronline: "The victim of the royal blackmail scandal is..." Just ask Google.

Apparently, so was his dad. But, I'm a complete and utter anti-royalist.

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Royal Blackmail Scandal Names David Linley



Risky venture
Feb 2006: The risky way to get it Together: "Northern Rock last week revealed that in 2005 it lent an astonishing £7bn-worth of Together loans to borrowers, the vast majority of whom are likely to be first-time buyers."

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Risky venture



Ridiculous number theory
Digg, is a way of finding good web news items. It's a community that looks for good links, votes on them and so good stuff floats to the top. Yesterday, someone pasted a link to the master key that allows the removal of the copy protection of HD DVD. It was digged like crazy, floated to the top, the site received a cease and desist take down notice, they complied, and the users went crazy, posting more pages which contained the code.

Now, the code, the illegal prime is out there. Everywhere. Even as a set of colours and several domain names.

Now, HD DVD (Toshiba, Sanyo, RCA, Microsoft, and Intel) has lost the format war with Blue-Ray (Sony, Philips, Sun Microsystems, Dell, Pioneer, TDK, and Apple). Nobody in Hollywood is going to want to put their film or game on to a format that can be ripped. I guess one day Blue-Ray's copy protection will be foiled too. Perhaps you'll read it where you were first able to read the HD master key. Unless they're forced to shut that site soon.

Wired posted a good background explanation of the implications of the release of the master key in February 2007.
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Man flu
It started day before yesterday. Around 5pm I had a dizzy spell in front of the computer. Odd, I thought. Perhaps I haven't eaten much. Then, yesterday, around 5pm again, I suddenly felt quite tired, limbs a bit achy. This morning, I awoke while it was still dark, my mouth dry as cardboard, my nose blocked up, my bare shoulder, sticking out from under the blanket, very cold.

I complained. To be told that I have man flu. And I'll soon be dead.
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Inch by inch I get better and better
jiggy definition:
money or wealth ( slang )

Also get jiggy with it to become excited about or involved in something.

Also a porn star and sometimes rap artist, best known for her non-hit, "Taste My Juices."

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Custard Factory
Last night I visited my old office location, in Birmingham, The Custard Factory. It must be 10 years since I've been back. I was one of the first. It was still much of a building site when I moved in.

So too was my office. I started with two kitchen tables and some kitchen chairs. Two, because I hired a junior designer. At the time I was skint and so busy that I didn't have the time to buy any proper office furniture. This all came a few months later.

It was a fantastic time. And a fantastic place. Photographers, models, artists... I guess it still is like this. Perhaps better, as there seems to be much more office space, all taken up, and a university building just around the corner.

I was there 6 years, till I moved to my home office here in deepest, darkest Shropshire.

 

My old office, firs floor, looking directly over the pond
My old office, first floor, looking directly over the pond

The dragon
The dragon. I'd see this out of my office window


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Floods in mid Wales
I go off to visit a client in the middle of nowhere in the middle of Wales. Apparently, it's on the old road to Ireland, he lives in a house in which King Charles stayed the night before he lost his head.

On the way over, I'm warned by signs that there's floods ahead! And there were, though, it had already started to drain away. In this picture, a van awaits the 4 x 4, and I await the van.

Later, another road has maybe 10 cars parked up, lots of sticks and stone debris on the road... What's happened here? Apparently, it was much worse during the night, and these poor suckers were caught and had to abandon their cars.

Phew! Still, it's quite worrying going through such a long, deep stretch of water.

 

From the inside of my car
From the inside of my car

4 x 4 goes first
4 x 4 goes first


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My other namesake
In yet another universe, far, far away: Residents turn over new leaf in garden transformation "In response, the not-for-profit housing group approached a young business, JS Exterior Maintenance and Landscape - set-up with help from The Prince's Trust - to revamp the space.

Kind-hearted Steve Hooker and his team jumped at the chance and donated their time early this month to clear the garden so Louise could make best use of it."

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My other namesake



I love dark choccy
Dark chocolate for a healthy heart: "The chemical in cocoa beans has a similar biochemical effect to aspirin and can reduce the likelihood of blood clotting,"

So, if I don't eat it for several months, will I die? # Posted by Steve at 15/11/06; 10:19:57 AM
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Steve Hooker wins the World Cup
In another universe, far, far away: Steve Hooker wins the World Cup: "Pole vaulter Steve Hooker has issued a challenge to training partner Paul Burgess to take the world's top ranking away from him if he can. Hooker's jump of 5.80 metres to win the World Cup in Athens on Sunday night should move him up one spot when the next IAAF rankings are released and drop Burgess to second."

I keep telling people I'm very busy. No wonder I'm not blogging all that I should be. I've been in Athens! # Posted by Steve at 21/9/06; 4:05:14 AM
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Ah!
Simply Recipes: Jalapeno Pepper Jelly Recipe: "Note that jalapeno jelly can be pretty "hot" if you have included a lot of the seeds in your cooking. The fat molecules in the cream cheese absorb the hot capsaicin of the jalapenos, reducing the heat, but leaving the flavor of the chiles. This is also why sour cream tastes so good with spicy Mexican food."

Call me stupid, but I've always wanted the perfect coolant for a good balti :-)) # Posted by Steve at 5/9/06; 4:45:27 PM
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Ah!



Big business
New technical hotline offers 'hassle-free' support: "...Domestic technical support rapidly will become as commonplace, if not more so, as visits from plumbers and electricians, which is why we are transforming our customer service proposition," John Clare, the DSG chief executive, said.

DSG international estimates the market for digital support services to be worth £1bn in the UK alone and predicts that the market could double in size within five years."

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Big business



Into context
This planet, this cloudy planet, is the Earth, it is our home, the place where you and I live.

 

Solar prominence in 2002
Solar prominence in 2002

And supposing we look away from the Earth, and travel in our imaginations, across the vast endless stretches of outer space. There we can imagine other stars, stranger stars by far that ever shone in our night sky. And other stranger people too. People perhaps whose civilisation, skill and efficiency may be far in advance of ours.

More details on the Astronomy Picture of the Day, for today.
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One terabyte, nearly
I've been lent a huge pile of DVDs of music. Apparently he's sent one a month, or was that a week. From some club. Each is 4-5 gig, so I reckon there's 160 disks, that's 640 to 800 gig. All recently released stuff. Some of it crap, some of it wonderful. But there's no space for all of it on my hard disk, so I'll have to be selective.

Pity also, that the MP3 tags aren't right. The track information isn't coming in. I just get a list of Track 1, Track 2, etc.
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Legal requirement to have a blog
The Observer: All set for a baby.com revolution: "The babies of the future, for example, will have a web address instead of a National Insurance Number. Hall said: 'I have a vision that in the future when a baby is born you'll get some sort of internet ID that is effectively your digital persona, and it will grow with you. It will actually represent you in some way - what you know, what you've done, your experiences. I guess you'd call it your URI [Uniform Resource Identity]. This is the thing that always identifies you. Every time you do something on the internet, it is effectively logged, building up this profile that is with you for your life. Then you have your life's record, which can include any legal documents or photographs or videos that you might have, that you can pass on to your children. We will be able to build software that can interpret that profile to help get the answer that you need in the context that you're in.'"

I said long ago that it would one day mean that you'd need to have a blog. Where everything about you is stored. # Posted by Steve at 21/5/06; 8:40:04 AM
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I'm back
Hope you all had a lovely time without me :-) Nice to be able to type on a full sized keyboard, to read emails, to be... Connected once more.
So, I'm back in Dawley. But, I'm off to work in Melbourne, Australia tomorrow. Quite a bit to do there for a few days. Heh! Lucky I don't have to travel all the way there, I love the world of telecommuting.

And my moBlogging from my phone... Well, some of the pictures have come out quite dark. I know we didn't have the weather... But still, I'll have to keep an eye on that in the future.
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User gen video
I hadn't seen youTube.com before. It's very popular apparently. Here's a good example, you know the Sky TV 'Real Life Simpsons' advert? Well, how about a comparison of the two, real life and cartoon? # Posted by Steve at 11/4/06; 4:27:02 PM
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Life's a beach
A business trip to the beach for me this morning. Arrived an hour too early, so took a walk on the beach. Beautiful. Sunny and cold. Never been here before.
Will definately come again.
via email off my Nokia N70 mobile phone.
Well, I'm back and a successful 7 hour mission it was too. Must try and stay over night next time I come, or even make a weekend out of it. No wonder they all talk Welsh here, they're taught it in school. I was down in The Valleys, till the age of 13. Suppose I'm gonna start picking it up again? Or at least the accent.
Thumb: Llandudno
Llandudno

Thumb: Mmmmm...
Mmmmm... Late sunrise.

Thumb: Snowy mountains
Snowy mountains. Is that Snowdonia?

Gwen likes it
Gwen likes it, the seagulls laugh at her though

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I'm still here
But I'm busy, busy, busy. I'm recovering from the most awful hard disk crash ever. Pulling bits together from back ups and from the mess of the hard disk, and reinstalling all my applications, which means digging around for serial numbers and registration details.

Happened on Friday morning, and it took out all Friday, and all Monday and much of Sunday night too. Let alone today, and I guess much of tomorrow and weeks from now I'll still be cursing it.

Of course, I make regular, indeed, daily back ups, but they're never enough.

From my digging around, I think the next answer will be to try a clone of my hard disk, not just backing up files. An exact clone. This way, I should only need to swap slave to master. # Posted by Steve at 7/3/06; 8:03:30 PM
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Grrrr



Mutter mutter
A wasted day. For a few weeks my large monitor has flicked itself off at odd times, sometimes repeatedly. I switch it off properly and back on and it's OK for a second or several hours or even days. Today, I thought it maybe that I'd left the heating on and it was over heated, so I vacuum out some dust, buy a desk fan...

In trying to spot the pattern I re-configure the AGP nVidia drivers, uninstall this and that, reinstall this. It seems to be just when I run Firefox or MSIE on its screen. If I move the browsers to the other, smaller, screen all's well.

I bash it on top, as I do the TV. And break the top plastic cover. Shit and fuck.

Finally, I swap the monitors/cards around. Still the bigger one flicks off. Arrrg. It is the monitor. It is too old!

Odd that it's fine with some apps and not with others. You'd think that if it was the age, it would be flaky whenever, whatever was on its screen. Wouldn't you?

Frig, frig, frig. And mutter.
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Broken monitor
AGP nVidia switches off



Broccoli or Benecol
Is the real thing better for you or do you buy the techno foods?

For my money, I prefer the real thing. I'm getting more au natural as time goes by. Give me the real animal or the real vegetable with zero change, zero additives, zero anything.
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Can't find me love, love, love
Gak! Since becoming single in the Spring I've not wanted to go out on the pull, just too busy, and not wanting to upset any apple carts. Now, my ex is seeing someone else. Hooray, thinks I, She'll not mind me...

So, with no time for pubs, and not one for approaching ringless chicks in Tescos, I figured these dating sites would be the perfect solution.

Wrong...

I've had hours of conversation on the phone with really nice people, and had them send pictures, figuring that we had stuff in common, that the pictures were passable, I've gone to meet two. They had plausible, work related excuses for not adding a picture to their web descriptions in the first instance, or so I thought...

The first, I saw as I stepped out of the car, right then I wanted to get back in and drive off, for she had under described her weight and, perhaps my desire and imagination had painted a better image with the photos. I stayed a few hours and beat my retreat on the third, 'give me a hug.'

The second was a play in the park with her kid and two grandkids and my two. As she approached for our meeting I knew right away—uh-oh! Again, photographs were, 'slimming' and face shot not quite the whole. The kids played for hours and got on really well, we sat apart and spoke only out of politeness. Shan't be using my kids like that again.

My support networks say to stick at it. But, with a ton of work needed to pour into my next cunning plan, I've zero time to waste...

My experience of online dating thus far, sure only two weeks, isn't good. I've heard first hand accounts of wankers on the video cams! Though there are chicks advertised who fit my bill, these are undoubtedly pestered by the unwashed hoards of dudes, and I'm merely one of many, many, many flies round the honey pots. Think about the demographics of the internet: mostly men, few women. Think of the numbers of desperate chicks against the beautiful ones. The odds are stacked against me. Yet I'll keep lookiing, but not spending hours on the phone. Photos first and vital stats! No more time wasters please.

Here's my profile. Any advice appreciated

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I think I'll get a part-timer in. Someone to cover me for those days when I'm off to Wales, or too lazy to blog.

"We hire people with excellent English skills who have lived abroad as master bloggers. Generally these people are coming back to China..."

As I yawn on the sun lounger, by the pool, I'll be confident that the little, yellow, munchkins will be beavering away for me. Or will I?
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Outsourcing my blog



I murdered hundreds of wasps
My wasp problem has gone. Last night, while they slept peacefully in their beds after a hard day's work, I WMD'd them with wasp-killer-power.

No one coming out today, none to be seen. Hole is now sealed up too.

Move along, nothing to see here.
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Lovely looking food
Kurma's Blog:: "The first serious kitchen day of my European tour" in Dublin. Soon he'll be here in the UK. Just been looking at his books. # Posted by Steve at 23/6/05; 7:52:54 AM
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I woke up this morning, singing this
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
"Remember when we used to play?"
 
Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down...

kill bill
Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang

Now he's gone. I don't know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn't even say goodbye
He didn't take the time to lie

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down
nancy sinatra

Thanks to BitTorrent, I've got the real thing. And the real thing? Well, it was stuck in my mind from a Wimbledon Tennis promo on BBC2, cher by Nancy Sinatra from Kill Bill 1, I think from the beginning, when she's getting married in the church, before they're all killed.

But, the original was by Cher and written by Sonny Bono in 1966. Covered by Ol' Blue Eyes and bizarrely Stevie Wonder. Nancy was more famous for 'These Boots Are Made for Walkin'.'

My own reasons for playing this again and again (iTunes is reporting that it's over 50 times today) is entirely nobody's business but my own. Nothing to do with the film, nothing to do with guns. It's about the passing of time. About yesterday.

Thumb: Another school photo with tie and sister November 2003

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Whiter than white
New York Times: Michael Jackson Is Acquitted on All Counts in Molestation Case : "Addressing the jurors, Mr. Zonen (prosecutor) suggested that if they heard of a 46-year-old neighbour sharing his bed with unrelated pre-adolescent boys, "you'd be on the phone with police in a second.""

Metafilter discuss it here. # Posted by Steve at 13/6/05; 10:21:38 PM
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Justice?



Do you want to be on TeeVee?
fawlty
Start, you vicious bastard. Oh my God. I'm warning you, if you don't start... I'll count to three. 1, 2, 3, right, that does it. [Gets out]  I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing.

Think servers.

Fast Times at Blogger High: "BLOGGERS, SITCOM PILOT Casting an HBO/WB-style sitcom pilot "Bloggers." Seeking: young, attractive, comedic, and quirky actors, 20s-30s. No pay, but DVD provided." [Via Metafilter]

Should we do a British version? I want Brad Pitt to play me. Damn, he's a yank.
OK, John Cleese! As a wired Basil Fawlty, "a satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed." Loads more quotes here.
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"Suspicious of a noise, he looked straight into the computer's webcam, which then captured him in the act"computer thief

With the number of computers here, I get worried about being burgled. # Posted by Steve at 16/5/05; 7:53:44 AM
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How to catch a thief with your PC